Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play. If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims. What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose. What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A har-vest. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most … More Thanksgiving Jokes
How pathetic is it when a fan gets so happy when her football team wins two games in a row? When it’s a Detroit Lions fan, then that is perfectly understandable, right? But with the kick-ass management decisions that the Lions owner, Martha Firestone Ford, the widow of William Clay Ford, has been making recently, … More The Lions Won 2 Games in a Row: Be Still My Heart!
I’m grateful for the Pilgrims I’m descended from. Happy Thanksgiving!
In November, 2002, our family’s finances were in a horrible state, as they had been for most of that entire year. We were going to be hard-pressed to find a way to have any kind of a Thanksgiving dinner, let alone get through the rest of the month. A local radio station in Flint, MI, … More An Especially Thankful Thanksgiving
Almost 400 years ago in 1620, there were several families who wanted to have a better life for themselves and their children. So they got on a big boat called The Mayflower and those families sailed across the large Atlantic Ocean from England to America. These families were called The Pilgrims and they had a … More OUR THANKSGIVING FAMILY STORY