Thanksgiving Jokes

Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play. If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims. What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose. What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A har-vest. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most … More Thanksgiving Jokes

The Lions Won 2 Games in a Row: Be Still My Heart!

How pathetic is it when a fan gets so happy when her football team wins two games in a row? When it’s a Detroit Lions fan, then that is perfectly understandable, right? But with the kick-ass management decisions that the Lions owner, Martha Firestone Ford, the widow of William Clay Ford, has been making recently, … More The Lions Won 2 Games in a Row: Be Still My Heart!