This is Willow a year ago when she was 10 years old. And this is Willow when she was 10 weeks old. I adopted Willow in 2013 from the Midland County Humane Society after I saw a story on Channel 5’s news that they were going to have a first come, first served free cat … More My Pretty Kitty, Willow
One time when my daughter, Tara, was 12, I told her that she might notice an amazing phenomenon occurring with my brain cells as she advances further and further into her teenage years. That her mother will gradually become stupider and stupider and that Tara will then question EVERYTHING I say because she will discover … More My Amazing Brain Cells
I never knew my grandparents on my dad’s side; they both had died long before my dad ever met my mom. I knew my grandmother on my mom’s side quite well but my grandfather passed away when I was 6 or 7 and I have only one memory of him, a clearly detailed and horrible … More A Traumatic Childhood Memory
My BFF of 55 years and more, Barb Cooper Humphrey, recently reminded me of what my bedroom used to look like and we laughed like hell about those memories so hopefully you will enjoy our walk down memory lane as well. When we moved into our newly built house in Flushing Township in late 1965 … More Undress in front of Mark Lindsay? Noooo, thank you!
I have been asked many of the same questions over the years about my poem so I will try to clear up those questions for new readers of my poem, “Stolen”. First of all, oh hell yes, this is a true event! I was raped by Bob Ranger when I was 16 and a virgin. … More Some Additional Comments On My Poem “Stolen”
Bank Tale #1 This tale happened when you had to have a check processed by a real, live human bank teller, either inside the bank or via an outside drive-up teller bay, if you wanted to immediately cash your check. There were ATMs but if you deposited your check that way on a Friday, you … More Two Weird But True Bank Tales
I played Trivia again this past Wednesday (by the way, my team won again for the 3rd week in a row – yay!) and afterwards my daughter, Tara, asked me if I wanted to go to a small tavern very near her place for a last call because one of our very favorite people, Emily, … More Sometimes All of Us Just Need Some Compassion
Last week I played in a Trivia Contest with 2 people I had never met before: Aaron and Molly. They were both such great people and so much fun to chat with. One of the categories was “Adult Swim.” All of the five questions for that category were going to be about the different shows … More Lassifer: The Evil Collie From Hell
At the 2016 Rio Olympics a long standing tradition of giving small bouquets of flowers to the medal winners has been discontinued, and instead, the winners are given small 3-D sculptures of the official Rio Olympics logo. The Rio Olympics officials decided that since the traditional bouquets of cut flowers soon die, they would give … More The 2016 Rio Olympics Sculptures
This has been a horrible month for my wallet. My internet bill went up $20 a month, despite pleading phone calls to Charter’s customer service (wow, is that phrase a joke with those people!) and to that department’s supervisors that were in vain. Then somewhere shortly after the first of this month, I picked up … More Thank You, Joseph Grummer!!
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